This blogger is an incorrigible brand freak!!!

Hi there,

The love to render healthy (!?) branding haunts me even when I sleep. I wake up, in the midst of the night, to find a rocking idea holding my breath. I innocently (!) reproduce those sleep-shaking ideas here. As always, this blogger disowns all his ideas, as he strongly believes ideas are for sharing, and not to be owned.

"Clogged pores Inc
The deo that arrests sweat
Tag line - Sweat is a skin's cry; Wear a smile on your skin"

"Dreadmill Inc
The premier gym in the neighborhood
Tag line - We can make you run"

"Stealth unltd.
The school for the compulsive kleptomaniac
Tag line - Our prices are a steal
P.S - We also conduct night classes for professionals"

"Trip Inc.
The bicycle trainer of your city
Tag line - The only centre with an ambulance
Starting special classes this "fall"

"Tamper Unltd.
The autorickshaw service
Tag line - We have got the hottest meter in town"

"Designs and dyes Inc.
The saree shop for women only (!?)
ONLY for those who can spend >6 hours to select ONE saree
P.S - We have waiting rooms on monthly rental basis for accompanying men"

"Creaks and squeaks Inc.
The bone and joint clinic
Tag line - Visit us for that sound walk"

With luv,

Vijay