Pongal Tees!

Hi,

"Do not fight the bulls this Pongal
Instead, try bears."
(Note: Tee is recommended for stock market addicts)

"Organic Arsonists Inc.
Movement for a Safe Bogi!"

Pengal!
Maattu Pengal!!
Kaanum Pengal!!!
(A diehard philanderer's take on Pongal)

Pon"Guy"
Maattu Pon"Guy"
Kaanum Pon"Guy"
(The way a misogynist would like it)

Regards
Vijay

The cricket fever!

Show me on TV - Ideas for placards:

1. Spot the mole on my face
And win prizes upto Rs. 1 Crore*
(*-Conditions apply)

2. My face has never been caught on camera!
Go ahead! Be the first one to catch it!!

3. I am the true face of India
Let our countrymen have a glimpse of it!

4. I miss you, "Mr. Sobers" (Or any other cricketer of the past, legendary phase of the game!)

5. I miss you, "Mr. Saravanan" (Or any other name, totally unconnected with cricket)

Regards
Vijay

Season ticket for the Music season!

T-shirt options - Dedicated to music lovers and Sabha-goers!

"Front: I love Revathi!"
"Rear: I also love Ranjani!"
(In fine print: And my wife loves them, too!)

"Front: Rain Maker
Rear: Specially trained in Amirthavarshini"

"A E I O U A
A U O I E A"
Fine print: "Vowels - As we music lovers see them!"

"Say no to derivatives**
Listen to Melakarthas ONLY"
Fine print: (**Sincere apologies to champions of Options & Futures)

"ALAP"
- As Long As Possible -

Regards
Vijay

Pithy remarks of smart investors

"See you! Good Buy!"
(Farewell of a die-hard trader)

"I use Hydrogen Sells"
(The energy-conscious investor)

"It's S(h)ort of nice!"
(Generic comment of a born-again seller)

"I beLong to this place! I am Longing to be there too"
(Guessed it.. yes, from an incorrigible buyer)

"Bear s*%t"
(A hurt bull's frustation)

"Bull s#&t"
(No points for guessing...of course, a bruised, grizzly Bear)

"Can this camera give an insider's view?"
(An all-too-eager and naive investor)

Vijay

"Show me on TV" is back!

Hi,

The IPL season is on. Some placard ideas to be shown on TV.

1. Spot the mole on my face and you can win prizes*
(* Conditions apply)

2. *&$%@!*%$($)
Show me on TV for 20 seconds (preferably, non-stop) to crack the encrypted success-mantra*;
* Mantra specially designed for camera-men

3. I am a lexicographer;
Show me on TV for "high-definition" images

P. Vijay

Front and rear of Tees!! - Contd..

Hi,

Front side: Over-worked body inside!
Rear side: Covered by an over-worn Tee!!

Front side: This Tee was actually my Turban!
Rear side: It has slipped down to cover my body!!

Front side: Am suffering from lack of ideas!
Rear side: What's your idea?

Front side: I suffer from short-sightedness!
Rear side: Don't clean your glasses, if message appears blurred!!
(Blurred front-side and a clear rear-side printing)

Front side: I can get close to anyone!
Rear side:
Beware: Wearer can appear friendly than what he truly is!!

Front side: My inbox just ran out of space!
Rear side: Spammers love connecting with me!!

Front side: Pl. find my URL on my back!
Rear side: http://www.dont-heed-to-strangers-requests.com/!!

Front side: Do you need a new website of YOUR own?
Rear side: Visit http://www.nothing-belongs-to-you.com/!!

P. Vijay

Front and back of Tees!

Hi,

Front side: I am not a smoker and I am not an alcoholic
Rear side: But I am a born liar!

Front side: Company forces me to drink!
Rear side: I work as a wine taster!!

Front side: I have a free mind!
Rear side: I like things that come free!!

Front side: I am a liberated soul!
Rear side: I just came out on Bail!!

Luv,

Vijay