Captions for Professionals!!

Hi there,

Thought it's time this blog did more justice to its existence, listing captions to suit T-shirts of some new-age professionals.

Sculptors
"I am a chip off the old blog"

Zoo-keepers
"Many of my pals count bars"

Techies
"Bugs-free, spam-guarded stuff inside"

Cyclists
"I pedal. To reclaim this planet"

Travel-planner
"Wage a war against monotony"

Spammer
"I spam. I know too much of sense is actually nonsense"

"Spammers' permission marketing!
Knock, knock! I have already entered!!"

"Permission marketing is an oxymoron"

"I spam. My address-book is an open book"

"Thank all Spammers!
We made unlimited mail accounts a reality!!"

Shoe-shiner
"A walk down that dusty road is good"

Global-warming activist
"I have a new Warmer. This Planet!"

"I fight Camels migrating to the Tundras"

"Is Camel the new ship of the Arctic?"

Undercover agent
"I do not know you"

"Don't nod if I appear familiar to you"

"My life is a closed book"

Crossword addicts
"My world runs Down and Across"

Violinists
"I do not pull strings for a living.
But I have to bow a lot"

Luv,

Vijay

This blogger is an incorrigible brand freak!!!

Hi there,

The love to render healthy (!?) branding haunts me even when I sleep. I wake up, in the midst of the night, to find a rocking idea holding my breath. I innocently (!) reproduce those sleep-shaking ideas here. As always, this blogger disowns all his ideas, as he strongly believes ideas are for sharing, and not to be owned.

"Clogged pores Inc
The deo that arrests sweat
Tag line - Sweat is a skin's cry; Wear a smile on your skin"

"Dreadmill Inc
The premier gym in the neighborhood
Tag line - We can make you run"

"Stealth unltd.
The school for the compulsive kleptomaniac
Tag line - Our prices are a steal
P.S - We also conduct night classes for professionals"

"Trip Inc.
The bicycle trainer of your city
Tag line - The only centre with an ambulance
Starting special classes this "fall"

"Tamper Unltd.
The autorickshaw service
Tag line - We have got the hottest meter in town"

"Designs and dyes Inc.
The saree shop for women only (!?)
ONLY for those who can spend >6 hours to select ONE saree
P.S - We have waiting rooms on monthly rental basis for accompanying men"

"Creaks and squeaks Inc.
The bone and joint clinic
Tag line - Visit us for that sound walk"

With luv,

Vijay

Branding saga, continues!

Hi,

Thanks for your committed support; this blog is slowly gaining momentum. Here we go with our branding exercise.

"Coughs 'n Sneezes
We offer pollution checks for your car"

"All-that-glitters
The authentic jewelry shop"

"Deep-corners
We make tooth-picks"

"Match-stick Inc (Or Flash-light Inc.)
The perpetual electric power supply company"

"Deep-pockets
We tailor-make affordable range of trousers"

"Elope Inc.
We offer running courses
Catch me if you can!!"

"Pseudonym Inc
We offer ghost-writing services"

"Non-stop Ltd.
For efficient brakes and brake-shoes"

"Tom-tom PR agency
We help you blowing your trumpet"

"Window-shopping Ltd.
We sell frames, sills, lintels and curtains"

"Control-alt-del Inc.
Funeral services"

"www Inc.
Cobweb cleaning services"

"Lights, Camera and Ads
Cricket coaching academy"

"Doosra Ltd.
Spinners and yarns"

"Yorker Inc.
Super fast courier services"

"Hit and run Inc.
Auto and Lorry transportation services in Chennai.
We do not have any other branches"

"Yawns and lullabies Inc.
Pub for Insomniacs
- Open from 1 pm till 4 pm (for women)
and from 2 am till 5 am (for men)"

"Whispers Inc.
Public Address systems and loud-speakers"

"Gas chamber Inc.
The friendly (!?) cafe for sadists
Happy faces are strictly prohibited"

With luv,

Vijay