Hi there, again!

Hi,

Thanks for the overwhelming responses. Here we are, with contents for this week.

"Beware! Driver sings while driving!"

"Speed-braker ahead
Driver known for his swift braking skills"

"Beware! Driver's got traffic-stopping looks!!"

"Driver runs a laundry!
Can wash dirty linen in public!!"

Looks like the heat has sucked the creative juices off me.

Will be back again with a set of interesting curtos.

Luv

Vijay

Hi there!

Hi,

I am glad to be back with more Curtos.

"Keep distance!
My car's body was built by Mr.India"

"I have patented my driving style
Follow me to grasp it"

"My brakes are in great condition;
I polish the brake-shoes often"

"Driver just returned from Tour de France
He will "recycle" next year"

"Driver is a hair stylist
Beware: Has a swiveling driver seat"

"I dropped out of the driving school
After I heard drop-outs make it truly big"

"I am a Self-taught driver
My tutor's name is Self"

"Scratches are actually graffiti
that cars alone can infer"

"Der & Rebma, Neerg
Colors - As read by a palindrome-addict"

Luv,

Vijay

Welcoming the new year!

Hi,

I wish the very best to all readers, this new year.

Am back with a new batch of curtos!

"Driver wears high-heeled footwear
Deeply regrets delayed braking"

"My snore is quite sonorous
Hence I rarely honk"

"I can meditate and snore for hours
Others just envy me, and call it SLEEP"

"Only a man who steals footwear
Can put himself in others' shoes"

"I live by the roadside
I offer pedestrian solutions to any problem"

"My weight is 80 kgs, without my lucky stones"

"I just eat raw vegetables
The fire in my belly cooks them"

"Driver had been a stylish cricketer
He enjoys square-drives"

"I always field at SLIPS, while I play cricket
No wonder, my pet is an EEL"

"A cricketer whose palms are greased
Drops all catches"

"A Cricketer who loves Don Quixote would also like squire-drives"

Luv,

Vijay

April's attractions!

Hi,

The summer has started showing its true colors. As always, am glad to post this entry from a bright and sun-drenched corner of mother Earth.

"I was actually painted red
The sun blighted me"

(Best on light-colored cars / bikes)

Beware! This driver just finished reading
"Driving for Dummies"

"This is actually a full-sleeved T-shirt
My hands just grew a bit too long"

(Best on short-sleeved T-shirts)

"A

G H

Z D K

Do you have problems reading this?
Time you met an optician"

(Blogie's comment: One can even have the neighborhood optician sponsor this!!)

"My T-shirt can cry!
When it badly needs a wash!!"

My car is an MBA grad
It knows how to "Brake-even"

"My food is in another man's stomach
I sell men's briefs"

"Driver got rich making Chips for Techies
His specialties: Potato and Banana

Luv,

Vijay

Hot curtos, to match the heat!

Hi there,

Thanks for your support.

Here I go with this week's curtos:

"My vehicle pisses me off
when its tank is full"

"I am a free guy
My dad told me to be one"

"I did a "crash" course
To avoid accidents"

"I am a B.A (Horns.)
Yes, I am a sound scholar"

"I am a B.A (Horns.)
I am wildly literate"

Have fun!

With luv,

Vijay