The "No parking" mania continues!

Hi there,

"Parking in front of this gate is at driver's risk
The gate may fall off anytime!!"

"Do not park in front of this gate
Inhabitants often turn possessive over things parked here!"

"Parking in front of this gate is at owner's risk
Residents have just purchased a bulldozer!"

"If you love your car, don't park in front of this home
Residents of this home exhale saline, corrosive air!"
(This would go well with the "Danger" sign - A skull and two bones)

"Parking in front of this gate is at owner's risk
Residents are badly in need of a drive!"

"Beware! Don't park your car in front of this house
Residents badly need a collateral to fund a loan!"
(This would also go well with the "Danger" sign - A skull and two bones)

Luv,

Vijay

No parking!

Hi,

Am back with a new load of ideas; this time with messages for signages found on residential apartments' gates:

"Do not park in front of this home
A renowned car thief resides here"

"Do not park in front of this home
Inhabitants may demand a parking fee"

"Do not park in front of this home
Inhabitants are notorious hitchhikers"

"Do not park in front of our home
The road also belongs to us"

Luv,

Vijay

Piping hot curtos!

Hi,


Am glad to be back!


"I am Thick-skinned!
Can give a complex to Pachyderms"


"This car is very talkative!
Has got eight "SPEAKERS" in it!"


"Beware! Driver is a die-hard borrower
May seek a loan if overtaken"


Luv,

Vijay

Mid summer curtos!

Hi there!

Am back with more stuff!

"Driver is a patient guy!
Has covered real long distances on first gear!"

"Mine is the hottest T-shirt in town
It can make anyone sweat!"

"Driver is a stable guy
Hates even shifting gears"

"A micro-chip controls this car
Don't blame driver for unruly behavior"

"My car has acted in many movies!
As a double for heroes' cars!"

Luv,

Vijay