Please show me on TV!!!

Hi there,

When one goes to see cricket matches, the placards viewers carry bear creative messages; written to capture the TV crew's imagination. Here are some new themes for placard writers. But am not very sure if these would capture the cameraman's fancy.

1. "A Celebrity in the making! You would regret not having shot me on your camera!"

2. "Want to increase your TRP ratings! Go ahead, show me on TV!!"

3. This is one of my rare public appearances! So, don't miss!"

4. "My face is sponsored by "Fair & Lovely"!

5. "I have come here owing to public demand! So, don't antagonize my fans"

6. "I am super-convict! The informer can make millions, showing my where-abouts!"

7. "I can dodge any camera! Do you want to try?"

Luv,

Vijay