More Curtos!

Hi,

Here we go:

"My car squeaks when it needs fuel"

"Cobweb on the steering wheel means a fuel-efficient driver"

"Drivers with strong vocal cords must avoid honking"

"My car is just like my dad.
It smokes, grunts and drives me crazy"

"Patience pays. You get a day more, living four full years"

"I play many games. You can call me a Polygamist"

Love,

Vijay

More curtos!

Hi,

Am back after a hiatus. Here we go, with this week's curtos.

"Am a fine driver!
Have paid more fines than any!!

"I got rich evading parking charges"

"My car rattles a bit loud.
I have no need to honk!"

"I love kleptomaniacs!
My burglar alarm sounds just too good!!"

"Beware! I am a Macho!
My toothbrush has iron bristles, and I spit blood!!"

"I am a sound thinker!
You can actually hear my brains creak!!"

"I became a millionaire driving this car!
I was a billionaire before!!"

Happy curtosing!!

Vijay

It pours!

Hi,

Had an overwhelming response (primarily offline) for this endeavor from friends.

With this shot in the arm, I am happy to be back here.

"I always drive "FIRST".
I meant the gear".

"My car is very spacious.
At times, it's scary to be alone here"

"My car is the hottest in town.
Its A.C and radiator stopped working"

"My bike's ride turns very spiky if I go unshaved"

"My horn's sound is so moving, it makes people cry"

"ILA - I Love Acronyms"

"PCMCP - Please Coin More Creative Palindromes"

"This driver never gives me a brake"

"I painted this town red. They painted me white / blue / green." (For non-red vehicles)

"I am a red car / bike. So, am not an illiterate." (For red ones)

"This driver is a great mechanic. He drives me nuts, and bolts."

Happy week ahead!

Vijay