Friday, February 16, 2007

More curtos!

Hi,

Am back after a hiatus. Here we go, with this week's curtos.

"Am a fine driver!
Have paid more fines than any!!

"I got rich evading parking charges"

"My car rattles a bit loud.
I have no need to honk!"

"I love kleptomaniacs!
My burglar alarm sounds just too good!!"

"Beware! I am a Macho!
My toothbrush has iron bristles, and I spit blood!!"

"I am a sound thinker!
You can actually hear my brains creak!!"

"I became a millionaire driving this car!
I was a billionaire before!!"

Happy curtosing!!

Vijay

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