"Show me on TV" is back!

Hi,

The IPL season is on. Some placard ideas to be shown on TV.

1. Spot the mole on my face and you can win prizes*
(* Conditions apply)

2. *&$%@!*%$($)
Show me on TV for 20 seconds (preferably, non-stop) to crack the encrypted success-mantra*;
* Mantra specially designed for camera-men

3. I am a lexicographer;
Show me on TV for "high-definition" images

P. Vijay