Life-defining aphorisms

Hi,

Happy to be back after a hiatus. Here we go to:

Stamp-collectors
- My life is an open ALBUM!

Coin-collectors
- CHANGE is the only constant!

Die-hard Alcoholic
- The life I lead is a “GLASS” apart!

- I love BOTTLENECKS!

Highway patrol (Over-speeding watchdog)
- Give me a BRAKE!

Halwa-maker
- We create ever-lasting bonds, especially of your jaws!

- Reticence can NOW be bought!

- We are in a STICKY business!

- We also manufacture GUM!

- An easy way to appear enigmatic!

Umbrella maker
- Yes, we are into a shady trade!

Hair-stylist
- We specialize in downsizing and trimming!

Luv,

Vijay