Front and back of Tees!

Hi,

Front side: I am not a smoker and I am not an alcoholic
Rear side: But I am a born liar!

Front side: Company forces me to drink!
Rear side: I work as a wine taster!!

Front side: I have a free mind!
Rear side: I like things that come free!!

Front side: I am a liberated soul!
Rear side: I just came out on Bail!!

Luv,

Vijay

New slogans for car-rears!

Hi,

"Don't overtake me, and get into a highway-car-chase
Let's be nice drivers and save beloved Planet!"

"Beware! Car's paint is wet" (Especially, for new cars - to be saved from bruises and scratches)

"My rear-view mirror can offer a metaphysical view;
Beware: I can read your thoughts"

"This Driver had a bad day at office.
Please be nice to him"

"This driver just lost his job
Honk if you can offer him a break"

"This driver just lost his job
Honk if you too have"

"Caution: This car has a metaphysical antenna
Trash over-taking thoughts, if any"

"This driver is lost and is totally clueless
Follow this car at your peril"

"This driver is a bad loser, but a graceful winner"

Luv,

Vijay

Driving out recession blues!

Hi,

Some extended thinking for job seekers, to search within (themselves) and explore new avatars:

1. Laid-off zoo-keepers - Circus shows, Forest rangers' aides, Expedition aides, Wildlife photographers' assistants, Blogging on wild-animals' behavior, Services to pet-owners having wild-animals as "pets", Writing columns recounting their peculiar experiences....

2. Content writers for websites - Copy-writing for ads, speech-writing, error-free sign-board writing, car-stickers, T-shirt themes, Teaching budding-writers on writing styles, Reading out at classrooms, Creating audio-books.....

3. Drivers - Pay-by-hour driving, Exploring night-shift jobs for drivers, Jobs at Driving-schools, Openings for drivers in remote / difficult terrains, Cleaners....

4. HR executives - Resume-preparation services, Career-graph plotting services, Capability-mapping services, Free-lance HR-talent for start-ups and unaffording companies....

5. Stock analysts - News analyst for lesser-kown news-based websites, Freelancing journalist, Part-time teaching of analysis for biz schools, "Staying analytical" primer-courses for college kids, Tutoring novices (homemakers, senior citizens, etc) on stock-picking basics, Guest columns in neighborhood magazines on stocks, Other jobs involving mining of numerical data....

6. Journalists - Columnists, Teaching jobs in Colleges coaching budding-Journalists, Managing the not-so-well-running local daily / mag....

Life isn't an impasse. It keeps flowing, and we play the main role in making it flow.

Explore your strengths and discover things we can do, in an extended mode.

Roberto Benigni's Life is Beautiful is an inspiration to this post.

Luv,

Vijay

Life-defining aphorisms

Hi,

Happy to be back after a hiatus. Here we go to:

Stamp-collectors
- My life is an open ALBUM!

Coin-collectors
- CHANGE is the only constant!

Die-hard Alcoholic
- The life I lead is a “GLASS” apart!

- I love BOTTLENECKS!

Highway patrol (Over-speeding watchdog)
- Give me a BRAKE!

Halwa-maker
- We create ever-lasting bonds, especially of your jaws!

- Reticence can NOW be bought!

- We are in a STICKY business!

- We also manufacture GUM!

- An easy way to appear enigmatic!

Umbrella maker
- Yes, we are into a shady trade!

Hair-stylist
- We specialize in downsizing and trimming!

Luv,

Vijay