Beware! Biting time, this!

Hi,

Am back with some "Beware" sign boards. Am sure, these would keep you off from our good old canine friends.

"Beware of my Dog
It had been weeks since I fed him"

"Run! My dog is on duty
He hates stationary items"

"Beware! A funny dog lives here
Suffers from "Bite-first-check-later" syndrome"

"Beware! My dog is on diet!
Bites only two visitors every day"

Love (!?),

Vijay