Curtosing, all the way!

Hi,

Thanks again for the pats on my back (and for some brickbats too).

Here I go with this week's entries.

"My car and I exchanged roles
Now, my car exhales CO2 while I exhale CO"

"I wish I were made of denim!
This driver never gives me a wash!"

"I can take you for a breathless ride
I just got vacuum cleaned"

"It's tough to remove this T-shirt
Its zip needs a password to open"

"This car / bike is color-blind
Excuse its behavior at traffic signals"

"I prefer Saucers to Cups!
I am a true fan of Indian cricket!

Luv,

Vijay

The ides of March!

Hi,

Thanks for the overwhelming support to this initiative. Am happy to be back with more curtos!

"A true leader follows the rest
This driver is one!"

"Beware! Accident-prone driver!
Has done a "crash" course on it!

"Driver is an insomniac
Sleeps only while driving"

"Habits die hard
Others die easy"

"Caution! Left hand drive!
I sprained my right hand!"

Luv,

Vijay

New week! New entries!!

Hi,

Am back with more.

"Beware! This vehicle is driven solely by ideas, that are not mine."

"Driver is a truly cool guy!!
His hobby: Playing barefooted with Polar bears!!"

"Beware! This car's designed with A.I.
It somehow knows how to make way!!"

"Am so used to traffic jams,
I simply hate driving when roads are empty!!"

"This vehicle was owned by a hair-stylist!
No wonder it loves hairpin bends"

"Beware! This vehicle's horn is truly cacophonous!!"

"A visionary must have designed this vehicle!
It moves only if I provide a gameplan!!"

Luv,

Vijay