No entry!

Hi there,

This is a candid approach to reason out the "No entry" sign.

1. No entry!
Enter at your own risk!

2. No entry!
Entry for fat-purse owners only!

3. No entry!
Reward awaits trespassers (!?)

4. No entry!
Enter only if you are too keen to meet fellow-trespassers!

5. No entry!
Trespassers can get a free pick-up to the local police station!

6. No entry!
Closed on ((23 X 6) + (0.25 X 0.5 ) + (0.75 X 0.5)) x 365!
(Signboard sponsored by "The Maths Academy"!)

Luv,

Vijay