The "No parking" mania continues!

Hi there,

"Parking in front of this gate is at driver's risk
The gate may fall off anytime!!"

"Do not park in front of this gate
Inhabitants often turn possessive over things parked here!"

"Parking in front of this gate is at owner's risk
Residents have just purchased a bulldozer!"

"If you love your car, don't park in front of this home
Residents of this home exhale saline, corrosive air!"
(This would go well with the "Danger" sign - A skull and two bones)

"Parking in front of this gate is at owner's risk
Residents are badly in need of a drive!"

"Beware! Don't park your car in front of this house
Residents badly need a collateral to fund a loan!"
(This would also go well with the "Danger" sign - A skull and two bones)

Luv,

Vijay