Going Berserk with "No Parking"

Hi,

This week, I just went berserk on the "No Parking" theme. The outcomes are as under:

No parking in front of this home
Residents badly need some fuel

No parking in front of this home
Our dog can eat iron and steel

No parking in front of this home
Residents chew gums and spit them randomly

Beware! No parking in front of this gate
Residents are professional fund raisers

No parking in front of this home
This home was built with earnings from parking fees

No parking in front of this home
Dangerous spiders, trained to build webs on cars, are bred here

Parking allowed for fully insured cars only
Others, please park elsewhere

Residents are not responsible for items thrown fervently on vehicles parked here while they fight among themselves
(P.S: They pick-up fights at least once every hour)

No parking in front of this home
Residents are amateurish, shot put throwers

Don't park here!
Scary house this! Haunted by ghost writers!!

No parking in front of this home
Inquisitive people live here! They ask too many questions!!

No parking here! Your car might be confiscated!
Residents have defaulted on house & property taxes

No parking in front of this home
Parking here would seriously violate basic principles of Vaasthu

No parking in front of this home
Children of this home want everything they lay their eyes on!

Parking is strictly prohibited for vehicles without an AMC

No parking in front of this home
Painting is on progress! And the residents have a bad color sense!

Theft-prone zone! Parking is at owner's risk!

No parking in front of this home
Residents hate static objects!

No parking in front of this home
Residents hate cars that are costlier than theirs!

No parking in front of this home!
Residents are lawyers, and are specialists in anti-encroachment cases!

Residents of this home love tapping Potential Energy!
Don't park here! They may convert your car as an energy source!!

Luv

Vijay