Captions for Professionals!!

Hi there,

Thought it's time this blog did more justice to its existence, listing captions to suit T-shirts of some new-age professionals.

Sculptors
"I am a chip off the old blog"

Zoo-keepers
"Many of my pals count bars"

Techies
"Bugs-free, spam-guarded stuff inside"

Cyclists
"I pedal. To reclaim this planet"

Travel-planner
"Wage a war against monotony"

Spammer
"I spam. I know too much of sense is actually nonsense"

"Spammers' permission marketing!
Knock, knock! I have already entered!!"

"Permission marketing is an oxymoron"

"I spam. My address-book is an open book"

"Thank all Spammers!
We made unlimited mail accounts a reality!!"

Shoe-shiner
"A walk down that dusty road is good"

Global-warming activist
"I have a new Warmer. This Planet!"

"I fight Camels migrating to the Tundras"

"Is Camel the new ship of the Arctic?"

Undercover agent
"I do not know you"

"Don't nod if I appear familiar to you"

"My life is a closed book"

Crossword addicts
"My world runs Down and Across"

Violinists
"I do not pull strings for a living.
But I have to bow a lot"

Luv,

Vijay