Thursday, August 7, 2008

My humble attempt!

Hi,

The ensuing segments reflect my humble effort to "call a spade a spade".

"Statutory warning: Consumption of alcohol is injurious to health
Curtosis' take on it: You just need money to drink; Abstinence needs brains"

"Statutory warning: Smoking is injurious to health
Curtosis' take: Only pipe-dreamers smoke; real heroes don't"

"Statutory warning: Smoking is injurious to health
Curtosis' take: Thanks for ruining your health to help us earn"

"Statutory warning: Don't drink and drive
Curtosis' take: What's the sum assured by your insurance policy for your death in a road accident?"

"Statutory warning: Don't overspeed
Curtosis' take: Who knows the benefits of overspeeding? Only those who died trying it!"

Luv,

Vijay

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