Welcoming the new year!

Hi,

I wish the very best to all readers, this new year.

Am back with a new batch of curtos!

"Driver wears high-heeled footwear
Deeply regrets delayed braking"

"My snore is quite sonorous
Hence I rarely honk"

"I can meditate and snore for hours
Others just envy me, and call it SLEEP"

"Only a man who steals footwear
Can put himself in others' shoes"

"I live by the roadside
I offer pedestrian solutions to any problem"

"My weight is 80 kgs, without my lucky stones"

"I just eat raw vegetables
The fire in my belly cooks them"

"Driver had been a stylish cricketer
He enjoys square-drives"

"I always field at SLIPS, while I play cricket
No wonder, my pet is an EEL"

"A cricketer whose palms are greased
Drops all catches"

"A Cricketer who loves Don Quixote would also like squire-drives"

Luv,

Vijay